Reasons I relate to cats

chaoticlivi:

• don’t touch me
  
• wait, no, come back, i need snuggles
  
• that’s enough snuggles
• i want to be near you, please don’t leave me alone
• tch, it’s not like i happen to be in the same room as you all the time because i miss you
• “i got wet. this is the worst thing that’s ever happened”
  
• “why is this door closed? this door doesn’t need to be closed”
  
• “i need a nap.” “didn’t you just wake up 2 hours ago?” “yes but i could sleep for a week”
  
• (hisses)
• “i want food”
  
• “but not this food”
  
• (wanders around)